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World’s Best Job - Condom Tester
By Dr. Johnny | July 9, 2007
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What do YOU want to be when you grow up? I want to be a Condom Tester! Yeah baby! Durex Condoms, (my favorite, btw) is advertising for condom testers.
The ad says:
"What’s your dream job? Scarlett Johannson’s Masseuse? Jessica Alba’s body make-up artist? Lara Bingle’s bikini waxer? These positions are unfortunately already taken, but have you considered being a condom tester for Durex? We are currently recruiting for this sexecutive position. You must have a strong desire to improve your current sex-life by bed-testing a number of our passion enhancing condoms such as Pleasuremax, Extended Pleasure or Fetherlite. To apply, simply explain why you think you are right for the position (missionary is acceptable) and you could be eligible for the employee bonus of $1,000."
It isn’t a paying job, but I guess the fringe benefits are decent. The other bad news is that is in Australia only. I always knew Australians had it better than us Americans.
You can check out the site here.
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