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Tonight’s Live Show, July 31, 2007
By Kevin | July 31, 2007The show is live from 6 pm to 8 pm Eastern US time.
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Join Dr Johnny, Pinkie and Platypus as they talk about:
1. Platypus Gets a Date!
Last week you heard about Platypus’ quest to find a woman. He was looking for an older woman. Did he find an older or younger woman? Who is she and how did the date go? Will she become Mrs. Platypus? Find out on tonight’s show!
Call and let us know if YOU or someone else wants to apply to be Mrs. Platypus: 954-632-4309

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2. Marry, Fuck, Kill!
This is a fun game where you are given three different people to choose from and you decide which one you would marry, who you would just want to fuck and which one you would kill. For example, using hot Latina celebrites:
| Salma Hayek | Penelope Cruz | Eva Mendes |
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Which one of the above three would you marry, fuck, kill?
Call and let us know what you think: 954-632-4309
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3. Diddy is looking for a Personal Assistant
Here is the video where P. Diddy is looking for a new assistant. He got so many retarded losers responding that he had to start putting qualifications like you have to be able to read and write and do math.
Dr. Johnny is looking for a personal assistant too. He has requires the same
things as Diddy, plus you must be a female contortionist and able to suck a bowling ball through a garden hose. Being Asian helps too. Check out Diddy’s video and tell us what you think.
Call and let us know what you think: 954-632-4309
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4. The Best Porn Star Names
In a previous post we told you how to figure out your porn star name. Now Dr. Johnny talks about which porn star names he thinks are the best. How about, "Fluffy Cumsalot"?

5. Serious Topics or just Fun Stuff?
Some listeners have asked why we don’t talk about more serious things like politics, global warming and the ongoing stupidity problem in our country. What do you think?
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Call in and sound off. Tonight’s show is live at 6:00 pm. You can listen live or call in and be part of the show. It’s the most listened to and most talked about show on the internet and tonight you get a chance to be part of it!!
Listen tonight and find out why: DR JOHNNY IS MORE FAMOUS THAN YOU!!!!
Remember to listen to the live show every Tuesday from 6 pm to 8 pm Eastern US time. You can listen to the archives anytime. Call and leave us a message at 954-632-4309
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August 2nd, 2007 at 2:09 pm
Hear the show…it was funny..I loved the ROBOT voice he was doing…good stuff!!!