Kid Rock has Two Models Feuding
By Kevin | October 17, 2007 
Penthouse Pet Krista Ayne
Here’s a semi-celebrity moronic whore story for you. This is taken from The NY Daily News last Friday, and I have re-posted it here with my comments in blue. Original story is here.
Penthouse Pet Krista Ayne and model Alyssa Lipsky met Kid Rock when they posed with him for the cover of the current Rolling Stone magazine. During the shoot, Rock made sure to get cell numbers and e-mail addresses from both black-lingerie-clad babes, according to Krista Ayne. Lipsky, who as a Realtor at Conquest Advisors has got to be one of the most beautiful brokers in New York, got partially cut from the cover (although her ample breasts remain visible). And ironically, she was axed again Sunday when Rock chose to bring Ayne to the Yankee game instead of her. Ayne, who used to date Jared Leto and is pictured in the new Steppin’ Out magazine, told publisher Chaunce Hayden that she has a boyfriend but he let her go to the game with Rock.
How fucking stupid is this guy and what a slut she is. Does anyone have Kid Rick’s phone number so I can offer my girlfriend to him?
Lipsky got jealous when a photo of the Penthouse Pet and Rock at the game appeared in the paper, a source tells us. The blond temptress showed up at Rock’s performance at the Fillmore Tuesday night and became even more annoyed when she was blocked from the VIP room by his publicist - for good reason: Ayne was inside. The chick that already has a boyfriend is with him again. Whore Alert!
"Ayne said her goodbyes and went home early," says our source. Probably after guzzling some cum. "She didn’t realize Lipsky was outside, pissed." Yeah right. She probably did know and loved it. Bitches are sooo competitive. But Lipsky finally got through the velvet ropes, and before you could say, "Rock’s ex Pam Anderson just married sebaceous Rick Salomon - what’s that about?" she was on Rock’s tour bus, headed to his Detroit mansion. To show him that she sucks dick better than that other slut.
Ever the gent, Rock later paid for Lipsky to fly back home to New York. LMAO! What a gentleman! He flies his whores home! I wonder if she went 1st class? First class ass should fly first class in my opinion. He should get business cards made that say, "I’m Kid Rock and You Should Suck My Cock!" … but he probably doesn’t need them.
Here’s the only picture I could find of Alyssa Lipsky.
Here is Krista Ayne’s Website
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Bon Jovi what are you doing???
By Platypus | October 16, 2007 
Now I am a Big SNL fan. I am also a Bon Jovi fan. Last Saturday Bon Jovi hosted Saturday Night Live with special Music Guest Foo Fighters. (another one of my favorites) Talk about the best of both worlds right? Wrong!!! I recorded the show and watched last night only to be very dissapointed. I guess you could say it was an off night for everyone. The monologue started out with John Bon Jovi arguing with Richie Sambora when Sambora forgot his lines. Now Bon Jovi not being a real comedian in any way just let Sambora stumble as the opening of the show had about a good 30 seconds of dead air. Then they got up and played a new song from the new album which is more country than anything else. Not sure if I am on board with this whole bon Jovi goes country thing I just don’t get it. The sketches were a little off as even the live audience seemed to notice. The news was a little off as well as even Amy Poller was off and that is rare. The Foo Fighters got 1 song which is because Bon Jovi ended the show with another country ditty. Not to mention the 1 song the Foo Fighters did was a little off because the drummer sings harmony and because of sound problems you could barely hear him. The only good sketch wasn’t even a sketch it was a digital short which had Andy Sandberg punching people before they take a bite of food. I’m sure this is already on you tube. I am just shocked because SNL has been so good the last couple years I guess I expect too much every week. The whole experience was like hooking up with a real hot chick and the finding out she is horrible in bed. I am not trying to bash SNL or Bon Jovi but just pointing out that some things just should not go together.
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Poker is Good No it’s Bad
By Kevin | October 16, 2007 
Pam Anderson can’t make up her mind if poker is good or bad. She married Rick Soloman after getting into a big poker debt that he paid off for her in exchange for sex. Then, this oh so romantic arrangement led to marriage. After being married a week, she is now pissed off at him for playing poker too much.
Source: Jackpot.co.uk
I agree with Steve over at Horndog when he says:
They met playing poker. Pam racked up a huge poker debt and Rick paid it off for her for sex, they fell in love and got married. Now she’s pissed off that he is playing poker. Actually, now that I think about it, this is normal female behavior.
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Paris Makes America Land of Opportunity for Swedish Boy Toy
By Kevin | October 15, 2007 
As Rod Stewart sang, "Some guys have all the luck". This Swedish pizza delivery boy, Alex Vaggo, comes to America and becomes Paris Hilton’s boy toy and gets a modeling gig through her.
One week he’s delivering pizza, the next he’s going to all the LA hotspots with his new lady friend Paris Hilton. The 20 year old Swedish native is now being tipped as the next big model thanks to being picked up by the socialite while he was working at Mr Chow’s restaurant. Speaking to Life & Style magazine, he speaks about passing the Hilton house while doing a pizza delivery: "I saw Paris’ convertible sitting there and two weeks later I’m sitting next to her in the car. It’s unbelievable." Now he is Paris’s new boy toy: "We hit it off right away. She’s so funny and sweet. "(Thanks to her) I’m modelling, taking meetings, going to clubs, eating at great restaurants and living the high life. It’s amazing. She’s changed my life in every way." Vaggo’s first job given to him by Paris was a role in singer Mickey Avalon’s new video. He says of the shoot: "It was two days after I met Paris. She wanted me in the video. I was like, ‘Yeah, right, cool!’ I also spent time dog-sitting for her (Paris). I held her dog, Jimi Hendrix. He’s really cute."
Source: Entertainmentwise
This fucking kills me. I want to puke … but first, Get me a Pizza … boy!
Here’s Paris at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Vegas last week.
10 more pics after the jump …
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Eva Mendes Not Pregnant Just Fat
By Kevin | October 12, 2007 
Eva Mendes has flat out denied her rumored pregnancy, but the luscious Latina may have stirred the pot after she was photographed sporting a figureless dress, not once but twice yesterday.
She is in New York promoting her new movie "We Own The Night" co-starring Mark Wahlberg. She photographed at the MTV TRL studios in a loose flowing pink mini before heading over to the premiere of her new film in a figureless white Grecian gown.
Rumors have been flying all week that she is pregnant, but she blamed her "off season" weight gain for all the buzz. "I don’t wanna have kids" claims Mendes "I love the little suckers; they’re so cute but I love sleep so much and I worry about everything. "I feel like the institution of marriage is a very archaic kinda thing. I don’t think it fits in my world today."
She added: "I’m off season right now. I’m having the pasta, I’m having the dessert."
Hmmm … if I wasn’t a guy, there might rumors flying around that I’m pregnant too.
Check out the pictures of Eva at the MTV TRL Studios …
22 more pics after the jump …
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The Greatest Prank Call Ever
By Kevin | October 12, 2007
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Kim Kardashian’s TV Show Premieres on Sunday
By Kevin | October 11, 2007 
Watch out, J.Lo, there’s a new booty in town, and it’s bigger and better than any junk in any trunk I’ve ever seen. Yes, I’m talking about the bootylicious behind of Kim Kardashian. Don’t believe me? You can see her glorious glutes nearly two dozen times in the 30-second promo for her new reality show, Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which premieres Sunday at 10:30 right here on E!
Full story, totally worth checking out with hot video and photo gallery links on EOnline
Kim Kardashian is totally my dream girl - Big Boobs, Big Butt, Curves, Long Dark Hair, Exotic … mmmm … I’ll be right back. In the meantime, check out these pics while I go get the tissues.
47 more photos after the jump …
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