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Kim Kardashian is Smarter than other dumb bitches

By Kevin | November 12, 2007

It’s not hard to be smart when your competition is Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and other idiot bitches. Kim Kardashian says she doesn’t drink when she goes out so she won’t get in trouble. Uh … ok … so then how do you have fun? Oh yeah, by making sex tapes and getting a $1 million deal from Vivid.

From People Magazine’s web site:

Kim Kardashian’s Rules for Staying Out Of Trouble

Kim Kardashian won’t be adding a mug shot to her portfolio any time soon. So what’s keeping Kim from making the same mistakes as some of her famous friends? "I do not drink alcohol at all," she told PEOPLE at her Playboy party in New York City Tuesday night. "My sisters drink, so when they get a little crazy, I am there to pull them down." True to form, Kim never touched the bottles of alcohol sitting on her table at Club Retreat. Kardashian may be keeping out of trouble, but the same can’t be said for one of Kim’s high-profile friends who is still serving time. The new Playboy model believes Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis will be out soon. "He is an amazing guy," says Kim. "He is misjudged for what he does for a living, but the situation is very unfortunate – he is in jail and he is not a murderer and hasn’t done anything wrong."

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Here’s some hot pics of my second favorite bootylicious girl, Kim Kardashian, at MTV studios.

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Eva Mendes Balls off Fucking Horse

By Kevin | November 9, 2007

"I didn’t get hurt, fortunately, as I have been fucked by a horse several times before so I’ve got quite good at it." I am just kidding! I couldn’t help messing with the headline and quote in a story about Eve Mendes falling off a horse during a photo shoot for the 2008 Campari Calendar. The real story is:

Eva Mendes falls off bucking horse

Actress Eva Mendes has escaped serious injury after being thrown off a bucking horse during a photoshoot. According to reports, the 32-year-old actress was being photographed for a 2008 calendar when she fell from the horse. Mendes said: "I didn’t get hurt, fortunately, as I have been bucked by a horse several times before so I’ve got quite good at it." "I think it’s an energy I give off. They don’t seem to like me," she said.

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However, that source didn’t have the pics and we do.

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Alison Lohman At ‘Beowulf’ Premiere

By Kevin | November 6, 2007

The story’s been around for nearly 1,300 years and is familiar to almost anyone who had to read it in high school or college English class, but put “Beowulf” into the hands of Robert Zemeckis and it suddenly becomes “all kinds of strange,” Alison Lohman chuckled. “I didn’t know what I was getting into!”

“It’s kind of a foreign idea to most actors to put dots on your face and wear a bodysuit and pretend that you have a beautiful gown on,” she said of the motion-capture process, which uses the dots as reference points for animation. “I have many scenes with Robin Wright Penn. We’re in a black-box studio kind of sound stage, acting with real actors and real horses. But they all have dots on them! It’s kind of strange.”

Full Story on MTV Movies Blog

Here’s Alison Lohman at the Los Angeles premiere of Beowulf.

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Jessica Simpson Promotes Her Line of Handbags and Shoes

By Kevin | November 5, 2007

I got real excited at first because I thought the headline read "Jessica Simpson Promotes Her Line of HAND JOBS while wearing 6" HIGH HEEL Shoes". Oh well. The truth is that Jessica Simpson appeared at Macy’s flagship store in New York Saturday, 03 Nov 2007, for the launch of her latest perfume and also her shoe and bag lines. There’s also rumors flying around that Jessica Simpson and Owen Wilson are playing "Ride the Baloney Pony". Kate Hudson is probably happy to hear that.

Here’s Jessica Simpson promoting her new line at Macy’s Flagship store in NY.

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Paris Hilton Sued for ‘Stealing’ Style

By Kevin | November 1, 2007

This is pretty damn funny. A woman has filed a lawsuit against Paris Hilton, accusing the socialite of stealing her look and style. Nicolle O’Neill claimed that she has suffered from "emotional distress" because the heiress has stolen her image. Earlier this month, O’Neill filed the two-page personal injury complaint at the Los Angeles Superior Court, insisting that Hilton dresses like her and even stole her idea of flashing her underwear. Hilton has not yet commented on the claims.

Oh my God! This is just shockingly devastating news! Give me a freakin’ break. What a retarded loser this bitch is. I wonder what she thinks of this look for Paris? Here she is dressed up as some type of alien waitress or something for Halloween.

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

By Dr. Johnny | October 31, 2007

FROM EVERYONE HERE AT THE DR JOHNNY SHOW:
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!

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Britney Spears Storms Out Of Court Sobbing, Cursing

By Kevin | October 29, 2007

Hollywood’s highest-profile custody case was back in court Friday, with Britney Spears arriving in her Mercedes convertible for a hearing to work out custody arrangements for her two young sons. Her ex-husband Kevin Federline was also under court order to attend the Superior Court hearing. Britney Spears stormed out of the courtroom in an agitated state. She was yelling, “Eat it! Lick it! Snort it! Fuck it!” Spears lawyers ran after her, as did her former assistant, Alli Sims, who is with her in court. Britney then returned to the courtroom, sobbing.

Source: Access Hollywood

This girl needs to grow up and get some mental help.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Boob Makes a Comeback

By Kevin | October 26, 2007

After rehab, Lindsay Lohan has returned to Los Angeles in order to focus on her career. Although the media stated until recently that she is planning to quit the Hollywood glitter and lifestyle, Lindsay is ready to get her old fame back, and what better way to start than to have candid pics of her booby poking out.