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First Blog On The New Site
By Dr. Johnny | January 31, 2007Right now: Right now I am watching Saturday Night Live with special guest star Ludicrous who is the host and musical guest as well. He is terrible…the guy has NO comedy timing. Every scene he is in is actually uncomfortable. I liked him in Crash but watching a hard ass gangster rapper do sketch comedy is like watching old people fuck. I don’t want to see it and I know that if I HAD to watch it, it would not be a pretty sight. 
Luckily has just saved the show by having Mary J Blige come out and sing with him and once again she BLOWS me away. She is quickly becoming one of my FAVORITE live performers. 
The girl can sing!!!
Black Coaches: Ok, Ok I get it. We have two coached that are both black coaching the Superbowl. Black people everywhere are so proud. You know to my its just a little much. They are two very good coaches and I respect the hell out of both of them My problem is that for all the people that are saying that this is good for the "black community" but I couldn’t disagree more. The longer we call these guys "black" coaches and no just good coaches, the more we put their race ahead of who they are. How can that be good for any of us??
Thedrjohnnyshow.com Ok three weeks and counting until the new radio show starts. You can check out the website as they build it by going to thedrjohnnyshow.com It should be a pretty awesome show and you will be able to listen to the show on out new website as well as right here on myspace!!! =)
Telling me how big your boyfriend’s penis is does not make me want to have sex with you…. I don’t know why girls feel the need, but lately every girl that flirts with me feels the need to tell me how big her last boyfriend cock was. 
I don’t really need that type of information and just so that everyone knows: if you tell me that you
used to be with a guy who was hung like a radioactive donkey, that does NOT turn me on!!!!
Men and women can’t be friends…. Let’s stop pretending for a second here; if I am hanging out with you on a social basis its because I probably want to bone you. Don’t read this in incredible disbelief and surprise because whether you want to admit it or not you are probably hanging out with me because you:
- Want me to get you into a club
- Want me to drive so you can get drunk
- You don’t want to go out alone so you want me to go along to amuse you
- You want to bone me too…
(if you are D then…call me!!) LOL
Myspace is getting out of control…ok the other day a couple of us are out to eat and our friend Carlos (yea crazy fucked up peurto rican bartender Carlos) says that he has definitive information about a girl that we all know because he read comments on her page and then went to someone else’s page and read their response…..My sister even found out I had a hangover when she read my comment on my boy Dougs page. We are now using myspace to not only meet people but track people….we have created a generation of myspace private investigators so everyone be careful what you type!! 
On that note: The #1 person on my list is my sister….thats who that girl is. I got 7 e-mails, 1 comment and multiple questions about it so I thought I would put the rumor mill to rest….SHE’S MY SISTER!!!! 
Last but not least: I always see girls on myspace that list their location as Miami/NY/Paris and I always think to myself; SUUUURE…you live in THREE of the biggest cities in the world and you do it on a regular basis right???? Ok that’s fine. So now I just changed mine to say, ..:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" />
Ok I gotta go….check out the site (Thedrjohnnyshow.com) and add it to your favorite so that you can go back and keep checking on it!!!!
- Dr Johnny
Topics: Dr. Johnny's Blog |
January 31st, 2007 at 9:30 am
Wow…I can really write a good blog!! LOL