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Thursday, October 25th, 2007I sat down and checked out the new DVD “The Condemed” starring Stone Cold Steve Austin. Going in I thought this can’t be too bad, I am a huge wrestling fan and Stone Cold is one of my all time favorites. The story is that this guy sets up an internet broadcast setting […]
Bon Jovi what are you doing???
Tuesday, October 16th, 2007Now I am a Big SNL fan. I am also a Bon Jovi fan. Last Saturday Bon Jovi hosted Saturday Night Live with special Music Guest Foo Fighters. (another one of my favorites) Talk about the best of both worlds right? Wrong!!! I recorded the show and watched last night only to […]
Paris Hilton Lost Her Shoes
Friday, July 13th, 2007 If you arrive home at 5 AM without your shoes, chances are you had a wild and crazy night. That’s what happened to Paris Hilton last night. Of course this is just two weeks after she practically promised to become a Bible-carrying do-gooder, stop partying and save the world.
So is anyone surprised that didn’t happen? […]
Today’s Live Show, July 10, 2007
Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 The show is live from 6 pm to 8 pm Eastern US time.
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The things we will be talking about on today’s show include …
1. World Series of Poker makes someone rich!
Actress Shannon Elizabeth […]
Do You Like Kanye West?
Tuesday, July 10th, 2007 Kanye West likes to say “Nigger” a lot and has an ego bigger than the mythical size of black dudes dicks.
Check out this video.
Bush Doesnt Care About Black People
Can anyone tell me WTF Kanye West is doing performing with the Police?!!? Hello!?!
What the Hell?
Monday, July 9th, 2007
Catholic school opens gates to Hell … boy
MELBOURNE, Australia - The Hell family says it may tell a Catholic school in Australia where to go after it objected to enrolling their son because of his name.
Officials said the boy had been offered a place at the St. Peter the Apostle school in the […]
World’s Best Job - Condom Tester
Monday, July 9th, 2007(Click the image for the full size version.)
What do YOU want to be when you grow up? I want to be a Condom Tester! Yeah baby! Durex Condoms, (my favorite, btw) is advertising for condom testers.
The ad says:
"What’s your dream job? Scarlett Johannson’s Masseuse? Jessica Alba’s body make-up artist? Lara Bingle’s bikini waxer? […]
Today’s Live Show, July 3, 2007
Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007 The show is live from 6 pm to 8 pm Eastern US time.
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The things we will be talking about on today’s show include …
Do you ever get caught up in a “how ya […]
Americans Annoyed By “All This International Shit” On Internet
Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007 The profusion of international news available on the Internet has made it increasingly difficult for the average American to ignore the rest of the world, a trend researchers say threatens Americans’ long, proud history of disregarding anything not about them.
“With all the foreign newspapers and multi-cultural sites, the Internet is making it almost impossible for […]
Why Can’t I Own a Canadian?
Monday, July 2nd, 2007Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a […]
Winners of the “I Look Like My Dog” Contest
Sunday, July 1st, 2007
Today’s Live Show, June 26, 2007
Tuesday, June 26th, 2007 The show is live from 6 pm to 8 pm Eastern US time.
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The things we will be talking about on today’s show include …
1. Sex & Relationships - Men and Women. It’s kind of […]
Dear Abby
Monday, June 25th, 2007 Dear Abby,
I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth . One of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially […]
Health Plan
Friday, June 22nd, 2007 A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
“Oh my GOD!” screamed the woman. “That’s disgraceful! Why is he doing that?”
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, “I’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this […]
Fine Wine
Thursday, June 21st, 2007
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking […]